Porta-Potty Wall

A view from the inside!

Featuring wee words of wit!

Porta-Potty Row

someone stole toilet paper A fart is the voice of a trapped turd crying to be released
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Will (Lia) Thomas
is a TRANSvestite!
NOT a TRANSexual!
Please fasten seat belt before continuing!
Here's a thought:
Throughout the Bible, God has always
given a nation a leader they deserved !


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berkley diploma pineapple upsidedown cake
Willy T
Will-Lia Thomas still has
a penis and testicles

and should not be swimming
with the girls!
dead cockroach
I slit a sheet - a sheet I slit - Upon the slitted sheet I sit
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
... never mind, it's tearable!
That 'Calvin Klein' "pregnant man" is actually a modern version of the "Bearded Lady Circus Act"!
Looking closely at the picture, one can see that this girl has had her boobs surgically removed
and undergone male hormone therapy to grow body hair!
Since this woman has kept her female organs she is actually a TRANSvestite.
A woman posing as a man but obviously still a woman!
Men don't sport a vagina and a womb, only women have them!
Thus Calvin-Klien is merley advertising an oddity circus act!
Circus
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A tight deadline should never be allowed to overrule safety
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So likewise, whosoever he be of you
that forsaketh not all that he hath,
he cannot be my disciple.

~ Jesus of Nazereth - Luke 14:33
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No matter how
much you shake
and dance

... the last few
drops go down
your pants

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A fig plucker am I - A fig pluckers son - How many figs can I pluck before the fig plucker comes


The utilitarian philosopher John Stuart Mill, while delivering an 1867 inaugural address at the University of St. Andrews stated:
“Let not any one pacify his conscience by the delusion that he can do no harm if he takes no part, and forms no opinion.
Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing.
He is not a good man who, without a protest, allows wrong to be committed in his name, and with the
means which he helps to supply, because he will not trouble himself to use his mind on the subject.”
flyLost my job today and I don't know why
I cut that thing 3 times!
...And it was still too short!
What do you call
a fake noodle?

... an Impasta.
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fly facing down
What’s brown
and sticky?

... a Stick
DOH
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Measure twice - cut once
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Stand in seat and flush
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privilege
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privilege
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good timeToro mission statement
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three cheerleadersfly on wallfillOf course I talk to myself! How else am I going to get expert advice?
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What did one piece of toilet paper paths to take
say to another?

. . . I’m feeling really wiped!
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Fly 'yum'


flush twice
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Posessions possess the possessor
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gas money
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it takes guts to be an organ donor
Joe Biden
Please take this screw driver
screw driver
and tighten the loose screw in your head!
America needs a more responsible president!

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bad and sad
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Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinals
... it makes them soggy and hard to light.

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forrest gump pw
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charminfly

Charmin Toilet paper is totally
worthless, but you know what’s
even more worthless?

. . . My College degree!
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Did you hear about the guy
Who traded his wife in for an outhouse?

. . . He said the hole was smaller and it smelled better.
BIDEN SUBSIDIES
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TAKE ONE
Two drunks stumble out of a bar
... and see this rough looking big dog sitting
outside of the bar and licking his family jewels.

1st Drunk: "Man! I wish I could do that!"

2nd Drunk: "Dunno, Bob... He looks kinda mean.
pushright I'd try petting him first"

Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
... It runs in your jeans.


Take a chance on Safety …There’s no chance without it!
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Scotty! Don't beam me up yet. I'm taking a sh........
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Mr. Gorbachev, ...tear down this wall!
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vegetarian agree
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I bought a toilet brush yesterday, but I’ve gotta say ...

I rather prefer toilet paper!

ouch!

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Sometimes I sits and thinks!space
. . .And someimes, I just sits!space

~Poohspace
full face respirator must be worn in this area
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Taking a Screen Shot
Safetyis No Accident!
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Thank Goodness, it's finally Friday!
After using this Port-a-Potty all week,   fly facing left
I have to confess that there's no place like Home!

move over. . .to P00P!
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Who's the king of the house, dog?
Have you ever noticed?

How we all have that ' voice ' we
use when talking to Dogs, Babies,
move over and ...Idiots!

move overwhispering head Maybe you should whisper?
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Afraid to die
alone?

. . .Become a
bus driver!
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Phone call
You know someone at work is plotting to kill you...

. . .When you find a bulletin board tack in the bottom of your coffee cup!


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Highlight of my day

- - + - - + - - + - - + - - + - - + - - + - -

Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel!

. . .But that just means I'd have more laundry to do in the end!
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Feng Shui

Feng Shui is a bullshit term used by control
freaks who insist on getting their way!
But in the end, it's just a load of crap!
. . .Dress for comfort
. . .Decorate for comfort and convenience!

The rest? . . . Just flush it!
Tuff in school!
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Waffles are pancakes with abs!

Body harness required for entry
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The phrase: ‘Kids will be Kids’
Actually comes from
Bad Parenting resulting in
Assholes for Kids!
Cheaters JJ Da Boss and the MSO BioHazard

They washed the
walls and took
my pen!

. . .But the
Outhouse Poet
strikes again!
Why did the man bring
toilet paper to the party?

. . .He’s a party pooper!


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What did one toilet say to the other?

. . .“You look flushed!
Was your day as crappy as mine?"
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God taking back His rainbow!
. . . Back in Antiquity!

presipice of disaster

Just because you can do something
doesn't necessarily mean that you should!

There is right and and there is wrong!
Good and evil!
Real 'First Place' winners and real 'Last Place' losers!
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50 year
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What has four eyes but connot see?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?

. . .on the Dark Side!


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What room doesn't have doors?

. . .The Mushroom!


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Did you hear about
the kidnapping in the park?

. . .They woke him up
and sent him home!


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What music frightens balloons?

. . .P0P Music!


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Why do some fish live in salt water?

. . .Because pepper makes them sneeze!


America's education system has been dumbed-down so much that
today's 4-year college education is equivelent to a 4-year
high school education of the 60's! What a shame!

You mean, 'What a sham!'

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' The Matrix ' . . .
...reminds me of today's Socialist Democrats!
They want to stay in their little pod completely
oblivious to reality and live in a fake dream
world while not contributing anything
of real-life importance!!
...All this while being fed a BIG LIE!


Case in point:
They call themselves "Socialist Democrats" yet
socialism is the exact opposite of a democracy!
. . . Totally!


Socialism is Totalitarian Rule!
no bikes on sidewalkPedestrians may use
a pipe-in-spokes to
stop idiot riding a
bike on sidewalk!

We can forgive Kids
on sidewalk, but
Adults know better!
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deaths


Why was Eeyore sticking
his head into the toilet?

. . .Because he was looking for Pooh!

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What does Woody say
when he has bad gas?

. . .'Darn tootin'!

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What do you call a fairy
that uses the outhouse?

. . .Stinker Bell!

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What happens if you fall into the toilet?

...You either stink or swim!
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The premise behind the ‘it takes a village’ ideology is a bunch of bunk!
It is actually an attempt from the socialist agenda to steal your children
away from you! Anyone who has taken leadership classes knows that
human behavior is to let the other person do a job that is dependent on
everyone. Thus the job never gets completed since
what’s everybody’s business is no one’s business’!
The socialists want you to expect others (them) to raise your kids so that
they can make little brainless commies out of them! A proper job can
only be accomplished when a specific person is assigned to complete the
task! This goes for any task in life! The socialists want you, as a parent,
to let them take the reins and raise your kids to
think and act as future commies to their cause.

So it is up to you:

If you want your kids to grow up as brainless anti-American commies,
future rock and bottle throwing rioters in the streets,
then let their “village” aka education system, raise your kids.
If you want your kids to be free thinking independent Americans ,
then make sure you are raising your kids properly at home
teaching them what's right and what's wrong!
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EVEN A 'QUICK & SIMPLE' JOB
REQUIRES THE PROPER PPE!


O N L Y   L O V E
C A N   S A V E
T H E   W O R L D !
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Know Your Crazy's:cockroach
Pelosi public tantrum
This one is 3rd in line to be President!


Looks like an escaped mental ward patient!

I believe that she acts like it too!


Want to know
what it's going to be like?

Need a History lesson?

Watch

Dr. Zhivago DVD
CLICK DVD BOX

This may be a 'Love Story'
but it is also rich in historical events!
Ridge Vents work!
House temps before Ridge Vent:
Average 88-92F
After Ridge Vent ...Never over 78F!
(Inside temps were with windows closed)
August-September 2021


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The Darker the Sky
The Brighter even the Weakest Star

Proof Darkness Cannot Overcome the Light!

It Only Makes the Light Stronger!

TRUTH WILL OUT!


Transgendered persons have historically been shunned and un-
recognized by the gay community! Basically because the typical
'True Trans' does not consider themselves to be ‘gay’! Recently, the
transgendered people have suddenly been thrust into the spot light!
It is NOT the gay community doing it because the average gay person
doesn’t accept the Trans culture. Therefore someone else is doing it!
The question is, Who and Why? Obviously it is most likely to generate
more hate and division within our Country! I am guessing that would
mean the so-called ‘woke’, (but really asleep), community, (most likely)!

Will (Lia) Thomas is a misguided young idiot!
He, (since he still has his balls),
does not represent the 'overall' Trans community!

He's a poser doing irrepairable harm to the Trans-Gender Citizens!

Font used here is 'SF New Republic'
The dangerous concept of
‘It Takes A Village’ is adopted from
Hitler’s Lebensborn program.

They want to take your pre-school
kids and brainwash them into obedient
brainless Socialist Democrats! The
idea is to get them at so young an age,
they won’t know anything else, but
what they are told by their teachers!

They will even be taught not to trust
their own parents. To test the child's
loyalty, they are then told to report
their parents if their parents attempt
to correct their own child!
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Lane splitting aka Lane Sharing is ONLY LEGAL in California


Lane splitting guidelines
Here's the kicker: While Lane Splitting is legal in Califonria, it is only legal
when the traffic speeds are 30 MPH and slower! However, most motorcyclists
ignore that tid bit and will blast through cars while they are travelling at
regular freeway speeds! When I say regular, here in Southern
California, the regular traffic speed averages around 75 MPH.
(It seems the traffic cops typically go after speeders in excess of 80 MPH).

If one does not comply to the motorcyclists interpretation of the lane splitting
law, they will break your mirror off while illegally driving along the shoulder!


Safety First - The Safe way is the Best way

SAFETY IS A CHOICE!

I finally found my niche!


What did the grape say
when it got crushed?

. . .Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

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After I die, I want to be cremated!

. . .It will be my last chance
for a smoking hot body.

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Waking up this morning
. . .was an eye-opening experience.

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My teacher told me
to never trust an atom,

. . .they make up everything!


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Yeah, I know! It's an old one ...BUT a good one! (-:
( Just look at the body language! )
Senior Medicare

What they don't
tell you is that
you will be fined
for every month
(for the rest of
your life)
that you did not
subscribe to a
Part-C Plan!


So get Part-C as
soon as you apply
for Medicare!
Why are the so-called liberals
afraid of opposing views?

. . .Because the 'liberals' messages
can not hold up to scrutiny!

Darkness will always shun light!


Arise, shine; for thy light is come, and the glory of the LORD is risen upon thee.

For, behold, the darkness shall cover the earth, and gross darkness the people:
but the LORD shall arise upon thee, and his glory shall be seen upon thee.

~ Isaiah 60: 1-2
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For those who live in the Light,
hang on! It is going to get even darker
and more crazy before it gets better! The darkness dwellers must fill
their cup of evil and iniquity to the full so that they have no excuse
when the Light comes to reveal their atrocities and wickedness!

Although it may not look like it for a time,
the darkness dwellers have already lost even before they began!

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And Jesus answered and said unto them, “Take heed that no man deceive you;

for many shall come in My name, saying, ‘I am Christ,’ and shall deceive many.

And ye shall hear of wars and rumors of wars. See that ye be not troubled,
for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.

For nation shall rise against nation and kingdom against kingdom, and there
shall be famines and pestilences and earthquakes in divers places.

All these are the beginning of sorrows.

Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted and shall kill you,
and ye shall be hated by all nations for My name’s sake.

And then shall many lose faith and shall betray
one another and shall hate one another.

And many false prophets shall rise and shall deceive many.

And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.

But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.

And this Gospel of the Kingdom shall be preached in all the world
for a witness unto all nations, and then shall the end come.


~ Mathew 24: 4 - 14
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Washiki - Asian style squat toilet
Asian Washiki
I've also seen a similar style in Spain!

This style of toilet may also be a good incentive
for folks to leave their shoes outside when returning home!
This version of toilet in a public place is NASTY !
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Commodore Groucho Commode
Groucho Marks da Toilet
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
What I thought was Vasoline
Turned out to be glue!   ):
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Faces like yours,
Belong in the Zoo

Don’t be mad
I’ll be there too!
Not in the cage
but laughing at you!

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I dig, you dig, we dig,
he digs, she digs, they dig ...

OK, so it's not a beautiful poem,
but it is p r e t t y deep!

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Generations - The continuation of a Family!
IF YOU EVER FEEL POWERLESS
JUST REMEMBER THAT A
SINGLE ONE OF YOUR PUBIC HAIRS
CAN SHUT DOWN AN ENTIRE RESTAURANT!

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I finally brought a Sharpie
to add my wit to this wall.
But as I sit here and ponder,
I cannot think of anything to write at all!


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My Ex and I divorced over religious reasons!
He thought that he was God
...and I didn't!


Watchin U


Is there anyone who would tolerate a person
breaking into their house and then moving in
and living there? Demanding to eat their food,
work their job and sleep in their beds?

Neither you nor anyone else would allow it!
YET, it is happening on a grander scale
right on our southern border!

Our nation is being BURGLED!

We have an immigration system in place that,
through due process, desirables are admitted!


However, This burglary and invasion on
our southern border is NOT part of it!


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THE WUSS
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A $419 MILLION
INVESTMENT
EXPOSES AN
INSECURE MAN!
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Nimbus 2000


Hogwarts School Crest - Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon


The lure of increased tax revenue has some communities
considering approving local marijuana farms. However, if the
community is already stricken with local drought conditions,
the consideration to approve should be strongly rejected!
Marijuana farms use more water than any other typical farm!
These farms would strain an already droughted community!


CLICK GRAPHIC TO ENLARGE
Farm Water Usage
Click HERE to read report!
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ON THIS BATHROOM WALL
IN THE VERY FIRST STALL
I SHARE MY WIT
AS I SIT HERE AND SHIT!

ARMED WITH SHARPIE & PEN
I SIT HERE AND GRIN
BUT CAN'T HELP IT TO THINK
THIS PLACE SURE DOES STINK!


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If you throw a blue rock
into the Red Sea,
what will it become?


...Wet!
Laughing Dino


Pledge of Allegiance


CURRENT SCORE

DEMS: 2space REPS: 1
Bill Gatesspace Elon Musk
Mark Zuckerberg
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Weekends really suck for adults!

Friday: You work until 5 and then you're too tired to do anything!
Saturday: You want to chill, but have to go
shopping and run errands all day!
Sunday: You're totally bummed out all day
because it's almost Monday again!


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WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND
would want to inject a totally experimental drug into their children's arm?


. . .ONLY THOSE WHO DO NOT ACTUALLY HAVE CHILDREN!
The Wuss

Note to self:
Just because you can do something,
doesn't always necessarily
mean you should!

The mess we're in now because of my 400+ million dollar tampering is proof!
When I was a kid, I wanted to be older. But now,

...I realize this is NOT what I had expected!
OH, TO BE A KID AGAIN!!!

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People with multiple personalities
should donate one of them to people who don't have one!

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If Will Smith hadn't slapped Chris Rock,
I wouldn't have even known that the Oscars had happened!

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A yawn is a silent scream for coffee!

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WHERE ON EARTH
IS THE UNITED STATES GETTING
ALL THAT MONEY THEY ARE PASSING OUT?

. . .I WANNA GET INTO THAT LINE!!!
Problem with lies If your dog poops, please scoopThe big "DOH!" comes when
after you order a book titled,

"How to Scam People"

the book still hasn't arrived
after waiting 4 months!

. . .DOH!


Whenever Hillary or the Clinton Campaign accuses anyone of some
dastardly deed, one can be absolutely positively sure that she is
actually guilty of that deed; whatever it may be. She is following
the guidelines as written in Hitler's "Mein Kampf" where, I believe,
she is using "Mein Kampf" as her Bible to succeed in deception!

Specifically "The Big Lie" narrative:
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The Clinton BibleHMK 'The Big Lie', which Adolf Hitler used as a propaganda strategy,
consists of a gross distortion or misrepresentation of the truth!
It would be a lie so fantastic that no one would believe that someone could have possibly made up such a story! The most recent example is
the “Russian Collusion” accusation towards Donald Trump. The
“Russian Collusion” accusation has recently been proven to be a hoax perpetrated by the Clinton Campaign and the FBI.

Yet the main stream media has been slow to report it!
. . .IF AT ALL!

We now know that if the far left accuses anyone of misdeeds,
rest assured it is they themselves that are most likely
committing that deed in the shadows!

Kind of like a magician using a distraction to pull off a fantastic trick.

So whenever they begin accusing someone of something
ridiculously fantastic, one should automatically look
closer at what they are doing ‘behind the scenes’!


We all need to put our glasses on and see what's really going on!

TRUTH WILL OUT!
Magnifying Glass

Oddly enough, they are currently accusing
Donald Trump of using the 'Big Lie' tactic in regards to the 2020 election results. Which means, if all things are consistent with them,
that we most likely need to look more closely
at them to see what really happened!


Whenever they start accusing someone of something, it should be an automatic
response to look more closely at what
they are actually doing!
Kind of like how one should treat a child bully!

Today is yesterday's tomorrow

THE PROMISES
Pie In The Sky
OF SOCIALISM!

aka
UNOBTAINIUM!


The Disney Corporation used to be
considered a company representing wholesome family values.

Yet it appears that recently they have
lost their way!

. . . How disappointing!
Walt Disney would be rolling in his grave!

Back in the 70's, I used to work at Disneyland's
'Creole Cafe'. It was a lot of fun! Except for that
dang monotonous organ at the nearby
'Swiss Family Tree House'! Even today,
I can still hear that annoying melody in my head!
50 freaking years later!

They should be sending me a
PTSD disability check every month!
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The entertainment industry and the main stream media are utilizing a modern version of the strategies set forth by Hitler’s “Community Strength Through Pleasure” program aka: “Gemeinschaft Kraft durch Freude”. A massive insidious community conditioning and brainwashing program to indoctrinate the German people towards acceptance of the Nazi party’s ideologies.

Today the tactics are being used on the American people to accept the Marxist ideologies of the far left Democrat Socialists.
Again we are back to the frog in the pot on the stove fire!
Even a frog knows when to jump out to save itself!
Weak Marketing Strategy
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Real Men

Transvestites are not anatomically transgendered persons!

Harry Benjamin Guidelines
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Danger - Toxic Fumes
paid drivers

Problem with lies
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Cat Got Your TongueSpring Chicken
Math Woke Demise
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Thinking Outside the Box!
Thinking Outside the Box!


Making a Bee Line
Making a Bee Line
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Books of the New Testament Bible


Killing the golden goose


Beware!
Like rabid wolves, they ran her down! Then fed on her corpse!

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